|—||Wonder Woman (#25, December ‘08)|
how do you talk to a random girl you think is attractive
fuck her right in the pussy
"Going around" takes a lifetime
novel about a morally grey pirate captain who is cursed to die within 5 years for stealing some forbidden treasure, and only giving her heart to someone and expecting nothing back can break the curse
but rather than go on some journey to find some true love or whatever,…
DM: There are bones on the floor of this room, scattered around, even some still forming skeletons. What do you do?
Wizard: I pick up one of the skulls.
DM: The skeletons animate!
Wizard: I turn the skull to my face and use it like a puppet. “UH OH.”